a wallet that will never be stolen from your purse
that’s fucking brilliant
how, by putting a dollar in gift wrap?
i don’t get it
it’s not gift wrap
then what is it?
bless this post
omg fucking awesome
This is you. This is where all your thoughts are kept. Every other part of your body is used to protect and sustain this.
I want to cry
it’s weirdly comforting to know that all of the meaningless bullshit society judges me on is just a meatsuit made to support the terrifying tentacle beast that is my true form (◡‿◡✿)
just for that comment ↑
If dudes are expected to have a lot of sex
But ladies are expected to stay virgins until marriage
But homosexuality is bad
I’m really confused who dudes are supposed to be having all that sex with
Tumblr: #this fucking donut #can we talk about this fucking donut for a minute #can we #because on this donut #the sprinkles just comfortably melt into the icing #you can tell that they are so perfectly in tune with each other #and they’ve come so far from when the sprinkles just sort of sat on top #barely touching for fear of rejection #just ugh I can’t #otp: comfortably melting
4chan: here’s a picture of someone putting their dick in a donut.
reddit: that donut needs to go back into the kitchen and make me a sandwich.
academia.edu: Here is a pdf of the seminar paper I wrote about the erotics/poetics/semiotics/science of donut eating.
deviantArt:I did not steal this donut. I traced it so now it’s mine.
It got better
Fanfic.net: The donut is the setting for a high school AU, were two sprinkles meet and realise they have more in common than they ever thought possible, however, the mean chocolate sauce has caught wind of their secret relationship. Will they be able to make it together before it’s too late? M for a lemon flavoured donut.
If you don’t get this reference, you’re too young for tumblr.
are you fucking kidding me pixar puts out a movie ever year a baby would get this reference
it’s not pixar it’s a reference to that time in 1994 when lamps became sentient humanoids
many were lost that day
It was a grim day for mankind. My parents took refuge in a cave and thus saved us from certain death; we lived close to a lamp factory at the time and the surrounding region was utterly devastated in the conflict.
My brother fought one off using only an egg whisk and a pogo stick.
Only 90s kids remember the Lampocalypse
My father still has the scars from where one stole his kidney
Ironically, it was a dark time.
remember when baby spice sang about wearing a condom
remember when it took me over a decade to realize what she was singing about
no when i say ‘i love sasha braus’ i dont mean ‘i like the quirky food obsessed girl’ i mean ‘I LOVE SASHA BRAUS’
sasha braus who, after watching her friends die, while everyone else stands shell shocked, tries to encourage them all to keep fighting
who even offers to lead the…
You have to admit that Sasha was pretty badass in this part ♥.♥
This part was really important for showcasing just how effective Sasha is at what she does.
When Shadis is explaining what some of the trainees’ strengths and weaknesses are, he says that Sasha excels at unconventional maneuvers, which makes her unsuited for coordinated movements within a group.
Here, Sasha is the first to react to a falling teammate. Most people would probably attempt to swoop down and pluck him out of the air mid-swing, but there was no way to do that in time before he’d hit the ground.
Sasha actually shoots one of her grapple hooks into the soldier’s leg, while using her other hook to hold them both up against the wall, saving his life thanks to an unorthodox idea and a quick reaction time.
While Sasha’s spontaneity is certainly ineffective for group tactics, this scene illustrates how that doesn’t make her a lesser soldier or regulate her to the “goofy team member who throws everyone off.”
sasha is great
I love Sasha!! My spirit animal,
Aries - Selfish Prick
Taurus - Stubborn Asshole
Gemini - Annoying Attention-Whore
Cancer - Moody Jerk
Leo - Egotistical Douchebag
Virgo - Neurotic Bitch
Libra - Flaky Derelict
Scorpio - Obsessive Twat
Sagittarius - Awkward Fucktard
Capricorn -Greedy Emo
Aquarius - Perverted Psychopath
Pisces - Whiny Bimbo
You just can’t not reblog this.